Love and Romance
Yes and yes. Some amazing love stories. When trust and dedication and 100% reliability is always there just for you.
Mrs Palmer
Price on Request
This automated pleasure machine does incorporate artificial intelligence to allow limited conversation while enjoying your pleasure machine. Mrs Palmer can reach anywhere. It is a precision-engineered robotic pleasure unit.
This unit is also portable…great for use in the car when you need to give someone the finger.
Unmatched dexterity and soft touch.
Pencil Sharpener
Price on Request
Revolutionise your pencil with artificial intelligence-driven precision. The pencil Sharpener delivers unmatched RPM (revs per minute) with state of the art ai pencil worship really grinding up the lead.
Cat Controller
Price on Request
Because we know you like your automated toys, you will be excited about our ultimate pussycat chaser. This fully self contained state-of-the-art, back yard rover is ready anytime for cat control 24/7.
Fitted with a 50 millimeter cannon and a guided rocket system, nine lives are no match for this little doggy.
Night vision and heat seeking rockets also ensure no feline intruders will escape.
Please do not allow young children in the yard while the system is operating. The ai targeting system is very sensitive.